i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Less talking, more tequila
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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