But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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