hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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