it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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