let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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