We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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