i jhust puked up my retainher.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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