One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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