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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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