with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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