I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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