Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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