this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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