Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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