she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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