Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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