I'm really into asian looking animals
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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