Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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