i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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