we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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