He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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