just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
