I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
as a side note pls kill me
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