well I can't set my house on fire every night
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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