where does the pee come out of this thing
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My life is pants optional.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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