i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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