i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Jerry, you need to find god
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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