I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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