So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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