i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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