I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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