Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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