Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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