How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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