If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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