That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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