If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I still have a little drunk in my system
Randomize
