I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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