Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Im part way to drunk.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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