The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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