theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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