brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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