I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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