I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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