Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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