OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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