we're blogging at a bar
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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