I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
smell my finger.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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