Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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