this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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