why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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