The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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